[ he did not come all this way to lose his boner because they're a nerd oh my god... but at their reaction, he can't help but remove his hand from their face, hold it to his own forehead, and laugh. cute... ]

Haw... just sit yer pretty ass down for a sec, will ya?

[ disentangling himself from them, he rises from his seat and hurriedly begins to move some of the tables and chairs around the parlor, stacking them so as to block the door. it doesn't look like it takes too much effort, but given that he's already pretty hot and bothered thanks to them, he manages to build up a little bit of a sweat... (glistenin tiddies)

once he's satisfied with the makeshift barricade, he hauls himself back over to them. he's a little out of breath from the hustling... ]

If someone still manages to come in, I'll knock 'em out before ya can even tell me to stop.

[ ... but he thinks it's a little charming. ]