★★☆☆☆ week 1. saturday. mizuki & guy.
[ WHAT UP PARLOR your suave adult squad has decided to hole up in the parlor after That Mess. majima has grabbed three bigass bottles of some random ass liquor and just places them on the table before mizuki and guy. no glasses, we drink straight from the bottles like men (and nb individuals). ]
Holy fuck.
Holy fuck.

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[ blinking. They're not surprised at Guy as much as they are at Majima for not knowing - he lives in Japan! He has no excuse. But they look back over at Guy. ]
I'm not an expert on them, but you could say they have a basic degree of sentience - they can follow commands and do set activities during the day for you. I don't have that kind of money, though.