★☆☆☆☆ week 1. saturday. takaomi.

[haw]

[ for the sake of my sanity i'm gonna say this happens before majima gets shitfaced drunk with The Adults. which actually kind of makes it worse that he wants to throw down with a teenager while completely sober, but. them's the breaks.

sup. ]

The hell's your deal, anyway, kid? Just 'cause I like Nito-kun doesn't mean I gotta like you.

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[bakaomi]

[ HE JUST

STARTS CHOKING ON NOTHING ]

[haw]

Nailed it.

[bakaomi]

No! That's so gross!

[ HE THINKS THE HATE PART IS RIGHT BUT ADDING BONER TO IT RUINS EVERYTHING STOP ]

[haw]

What, you're a teenage boy, ain't boner supposed to be part of your everyday vocabulary?

[ no ]

[bakaomi]

[ KSFJSJSKGLSDS

he looks...... so scandalized....,,, ]

[haw]

[ deadpan ]

Boner.

[bakaomi]

This is harassment.

[haw]

Ohhh, I get it, ya got self-consciousness issues. Don't worry—puberty is a real awkward time for everyone, but it'll be over before ya know it. Ya shouldn't be ashamed of the body that God gave ya!

[ i wouldn't even be mad if you put in a murder proposal for me at this very moment ]

[bakaomi]

[ he just

flops to the ground

he's been fucking defeated ]

[haw]

[ he didn't even lay a finger on him, amazing ]

Majima, 1; Spinach-kun, 0.

[bakaomi]

-- spinach?!

[ YOU BITCH ]

[haw]

[ points at his hair as if that explains everything ]

[bakaomi]

Tch. Old people are so annoying...

[haw]

You're gonna be my age at some point, kid.

[ like. not even ten years ]

[bakaomi]

But you'll always still be older.

[haw]

I mean, yeah. Congrats on knowin' how linear time works.

[bakaomi]

The point is that you're always going to be an old man compared to me.

[haw]

Least I'll always be comfortable enough with my masculinity that I don't spaz the fuck out as soon as another dude starts talkin' about dicks.

[bakaomi]

[ lsjfksjgkdg ]

-- I don't spaz out!

[ i mean, he's doing it right now, ]

[haw]

[ pointed stare ]

[bakaomi]

Shut up.

[ in his defense senri would react the same exact way ]