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( cont. since we were veering into possible pc territory anyway shhh )
Hmm... sure, I can work with that.
[ he grins as he steps behind the counter, though he "politely" leaves room for beau to squeeze through. real talk, he's doing it to mess around. ]
First thing's first, though—yay or nay on fruity?
Hmm... sure, I can work with that.
[ he grins as he steps behind the counter, though he "politely" leaves room for beau to squeeze through. real talk, he's doing it to mess around. ]
First thing's first, though—yay or nay on fruity?
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[ she laughs, and elbows him playfully as she hops up on the bar to just sit on it. what are chairs. she's too gay for chairs. ]
Yay. Seriously, go wild.
Yay. Seriously, go wild.
Heh—wild's my middle name.
[ hope beau's ready for a show, because that's exactly what she's gonna be getting. he starts off pretty chill, simply lining up a couple of bottles, some ice, and a shaker. ]
Originally from Osaka, Japan, most recently fresh out of a god competition to create a new world. You?
[ hope beau's ready for a show, because that's exactly what she's gonna be getting. he starts off pretty chill, simply lining up a couple of bottles, some ice, and a shaker. ]
Originally from Osaka, Japan, most recently fresh out of a god competition to create a new world. You?
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[ she's slightly tipsy, she's super ready for a show. ]
Originally from Kamordah, Wildemount, Exandria - that's city, continent, world - and I'm from the cannibal house one. [ she's pretty sure japan is on earth, but she knows nobody's been to exandria, so! specifying it is. ]
Originally from Kamordah, Wildemount, Exandria - that's city, continent, world - and I'm from the cannibal house one. [ she's pretty sure japan is on earth, but she knows nobody's been to exandria, so! specifying it is. ]
I got no idea what the hell a Kamordah is, but it sounds like a nice place—unless ya hated it, in which case, fuck that place.
[ because i'm a lazy writer in a writing-based hobby, imagine majima pulling out these moves while this plays in the background. he's going at a slower pace than the video, though, because he's continuing to make conversation with beau as he mixes. ]
Cannibal house—same one that's possessed or some shit, yeah?
[ because i'm a lazy writer in a writing-based hobby, imagine majima pulling out these moves while this plays in the background. he's going at a slower pace than the video, though, because he's continuing to make conversation with beau as he mixes. ]
Cannibal house—same one that's possessed or some shit, yeah?
It's a shitty little wine town in the Dwendalian Empire, and I was glad to leave it, so - yeah. Fuck that place.
[ she doesn't seem to mind mentioning it though. ] Anyway, yeah, it wasn't possessed so much as it was just sentient and really fucking evil. And horny for power.
[ she doesn't seem to mind mentioning it though. ] Anyway, yeah, it wasn't possessed so much as it was just sentient and really fucking evil. And horny for power.
[ he actually... pauses in his routine, looking deep in thought for a split second as he holds a bottle of vodka by the neck in one hand and a shaker in the other, with a lime poised perfectly in the crook of his elbow. ]
. . .
Guess if a house had to be horny for anything, power ain't the worst possible option.
. . .
Guess if a house had to be horny for anything, power ain't the worst possible option.
[ he is so impressive, wtf. ]
Not the worst option but still a fucking terrible option. [ she stretches out with a sigh. ] It was a shitty time and I don't wanna do this all over again, so.
Not the worst option but still a fucking terrible option. [ she stretches out with a sigh. ] It was a shitty time and I don't wanna do this all over again, so.
[ the SECOND beau finds majima, she grabs his arm and gives him a very solemn, serious look. also she's wearing this. yay casual clothes. ]
Majima. We have a critical emergency on our hands.
Majima. We have a critical emergency on our hands.
[ he was so powerful that god had to nerf him by taking his eye ]
Preachin' to the choir. [ he goes back to whatever he was doing. i don't know how to write a flairtending routine. ] It's literally a setup for the same shit, an' it sucks knowin' there's a nonzero chance everything's gonna go to hell no matter what.
Preachin' to the choir. [ he goes back to whatever he was doing. i don't know how to write a flairtending routine. ] It's literally a setup for the same shit, an' it sucks knowin' there's a nonzero chance everything's gonna go to hell no matter what.
[ girl, same ]
Haw? Y'mean other than the whole "this is definitely another murder mystery game waitin' to happen" arrangement?
Haw? Y'mean other than the whole "this is definitely another murder mystery game waitin' to happen" arrangement?
Yeah, other than that, we already knew that shit -- there's no fucking alcohol anywhere.
Uh, yeah, absolutely. If we have to make our own, I might actually die before the killing even starts.
[ why are you asking her to be the braincell, majima ]
Uh. [ squint. ] I don't know, I've never actually made it before? I've made wine, but like, you need grapes. Obviously.
... Is there other fruit around here?
Uh. [ squint. ] I don't know, I've never actually made it before? I've made wine, but like, you need grapes. Obviously.
... Is there other fruit around here?
[ BECAUSE HE'S NEVER HAD ONE IN HIS LIFE... anyway, he just pauses to think on that for a second... but very quickly, his tone turns solemn. ]
Beau, I dunno how to break this to ya, but I think we should probably start writin' our eulogies right about now. It was short, but man, ya sure made it bearable.
Beau, I dunno how to break this to ya, but I think we should probably start writin' our eulogies right about now. It was short, but man, ya sure made it bearable.
[ she gives him a very solemn look in return. ]
I should've seen this coming. I knew it was gonna be the end the second we stepped off the bus. [ she puts a hand on his shoulder. ] You've been a fuckin' bro for all three days that I've known you, man.
I should've seen this coming. I knew it was gonna be the end the second we stepped off the bus. [ she puts a hand on his shoulder. ] You've been a fuckin' bro for all three days that I've known you, man.
[ he very carefully takes her hand off his shoulder, only to pull her into a Bro Handshake™. ]
Please understand that I'd sincerely drink to that until I got abso-fuckin'-lutely shitfaced, and I mean shitfaced, if that wasn't the reason we're doomed in the first place.
Please understand that I'd sincerely drink to that until I got abso-fuckin'-lutely shitfaced, and I mean shitfaced, if that wasn't the reason we're doomed in the first place.
[ okay, that breaks her, which means she snorts and tries to muffle a laugh. ]
... You think maybe we could break into one of the offices to see if the hosts are hiding booze in their desks?
... You think maybe we could break into one of the offices to see if the hosts are hiding booze in their desks?
[ he easily drops her hand to shove his own in his pocket with a light chuckle, but surprisingly shows some hesitance at her suggestion. ]
Ehh, I dunno... those three don't exactly strike me as the kind to party off the clock. 'Sides, I'd rather let someone else find out what the consequences for doin' something like that might be. I have gotta have some sense of self-preservation if I wanna go home in mostly one piece.
Ehh, I dunno... those three don't exactly strike me as the kind to party off the clock. 'Sides, I'd rather let someone else find out what the consequences for doin' something like that might be. I have gotta have some sense of self-preservation if I wanna go home in mostly one piece.
[ what's a self preservation ]
I mean, I can do it on my own. I'm pretty invincible. [ shrug. ] I want you to stay in one piece too, though.
I mean, I can do it on my own. I'm pretty invincible. [ shrug. ] I want you to stay in one piece too, though.
[ MAJIMA ]
Me, gay? You've got the wrong girl. [ beau says, blowing a raspberry at him. ]
Me, gay? You've got the wrong girl. [ beau says, blowing a raspberry at him. ]
If you're into dudes, then shit, I must have two eyes.
[ he lightly jabs her with his elbow. nyeeehhh. ]
Let's at least see what happens tomorrow, yeah? If we're still dry by noon, then we can revisit the break-in idea. Plus, I wanna see if I can work some of my classic Majima charm on the directors first.
[ he lightly jabs her with his elbow. nyeeehhh. ]
Let's at least see what happens tomorrow, yeah? If we're still dry by noon, then we can revisit the break-in idea. Plus, I wanna see if I can work some of my classic Majima charm on the directors first.
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