[ BECAUSE HE'S NEVER HAD ONE IN HIS LIFE... anyway, he just pauses to think on that for a second... but very quickly, his tone turns solemn. ]
Beau, I dunno how to break this to ya, but I think we should probably start writin' our eulogies right about now. It was short, but man, ya sure made it bearable.
I should've seen this coming. I knew it was gonna be the end the second we stepped off the bus. [ she puts a hand on his shoulder. ] You've been a fuckin' bro for all three days that I've known you, man.
[ he very carefully takes her hand off his shoulder, only to pull her into a Bro Handshake™. ]
Please understand that I'd sincerely drink to that until I got abso-fuckin'-lutely shitfaced, and I mean shitfaced, if that wasn't the reason we're doomed in the first place.
[ he easily drops her hand to shove his own in his pocket with a light chuckle, but surprisingly shows some hesitance at her suggestion. ]
Ehh, I dunno... those three don't exactly strike me as the kind to party off the clock. 'Sides, I'd rather let someone else find out what the consequences for doin' something like that might be. I have gotta have some sense of self-preservation if I wanna go home in mostly one piece.
If you're into dudes, then shit, I must have two eyes.
[ he lightly jabs her with his elbow. nyeeehhh. ]
Let's at least see what happens tomorrow, yeah? If we're still dry by noon, then we can revisit the break-in idea. Plus, I wanna see if I can work some of my classic Majima charm on the directors first.
[ wow that call out, majima out here with the reverse uno card, she just sticks her tongue out at him. ]
Yeah, fucking making plans to hang out is that responsible adult thing, right? Instead of just flying by the seat of your pants? [ she laughs a bit. ] I'm gonna go harass some camp directors, then.
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Majima. We have a critical emergency on our hands.
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Haw? Y'mean other than the whole "this is definitely another murder mystery game waitin' to happen" arrangement?
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What the shit? I'm ready to start riotin' if you are!
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Look, I get where there's a will, there's a way, and I'm with ya wholeheartedly on this, but hhhow the fuck are we gonna do that.
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Uh. [ squint. ] I don't know, I've never actually made it before? I've made wine, but like, you need grapes. Obviously.
... Is there other fruit around here?
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Beau, I dunno how to break this to ya, but I think we should probably start writin' our eulogies right about now. It was short, but man, ya sure made it bearable.
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I should've seen this coming. I knew it was gonna be the end the second we stepped off the bus. [ she puts a hand on his shoulder. ] You've been a fuckin' bro for all three days that I've known you, man.
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Please understand that I'd sincerely drink to that until I got abso-fuckin'-lutely shitfaced, and I mean shitfaced, if that wasn't the reason we're doomed in the first place.
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... You think maybe we could break into one of the offices to see if the hosts are hiding booze in their desks?
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Ehh, I dunno... those three don't exactly strike me as the kind to party off the clock. 'Sides, I'd rather let someone else find out what the consequences for doin' something like that might be. I have gotta have some sense of self-preservation if I wanna go home in mostly one piece.
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I mean, I can do it on my own. I'm pretty invincible. [ shrug. ] I want you to stay in one piece too, though.
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That was pretty gay.
[ ... he cracks a wry grin. ]
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Me, gay? You've got the wrong girl. [ beau says, blowing a raspberry at him. ]
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[ he lightly jabs her with his elbow. nyeeehhh. ]
Let's at least see what happens tomorrow, yeah? If we're still dry by noon, then we can revisit the break-in idea. Plus, I wanna see if I can work some of my classic Majima charm on the directors first.
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Do you wanna meet up later and we can hang out and shoot the shit? I don't really - you know, I just wanna chill for a bit before shit goes crazy.
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[ when you have one eye it's like you're always winking ;) ]
But yeah, sounds pretty reasonable to me. [ beat ] Hah, look at me, soundin' like a responsible adult who actually knows what the hell they're doin'.
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Yeah, fucking making plans to hang out is that responsible adult thing, right? Instead of just flying by the seat of your pants? [ she laughs a bit. ] I'm gonna go harass some camp directors, then.
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[ and with that, he waves her off. NEW PC NEW PC ]