My delicate sensibilities aren't offended over being on the fuck boat or other people pointing it out! But when you all put it like that, you make it sound like we were out there having a great time partying on a cruiseliner! When we were floating on a metal deathtrap in the middle of a cursed ocean with sex demons breathing down our necks demanding we fuck each other for their enjoyment while they probably jacked off somewhere, if they even had anything to jack off!! I wouldn't know, they were blobs!!!
[ as wwx takes the cigarette, majima leans over and holds out a lighter, covering it with his other hand to block it from the light rain that we all completely forgot about until now until the end catches. ]
[whoops so did i but what is weather in the face of the knowledge that they're trapped in murder hell again. IT'S FINE!!
He waits patiently until the end is lit and takes a drag in a surprisingly pro way, but of course ends up coughing heartily into his sleeve a second later.]
Hah— [HACKING.] Haha-- No, but it was an herb used for communicating with spirits!
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My delicate sensibilities aren't offended over being on the fuck boat or other people pointing it out! But when you all put it like that, you make it sound like we were out there having a great time partying on a cruiseliner! When we were floating on a metal deathtrap in the middle of a cursed ocean with sex demons breathing down our necks demanding we fuck each other for their enjoyment while they probably jacked off somewhere, if they even had anything to jack off!! I wouldn't know, they were blobs!!!
[No one asked for this.]
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[ he reaches into his pocket, pulls out a pack of cigarettes, flicks one slightly out of the container, and offers it to wei wuxian. ]
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He reaches out to take it while heaving a sigh.]
—Anyway. Thanks for this and excuse any horrible sounds I make, since I've only ever smoked anything once before.
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[ as wwx takes the cigarette, majima leans over and holds out a lighter, covering it with his other hand to block it from the light rain that we all completely forgot about until now until the end catches. ]
What'd ya do your first time? Weed?
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He waits patiently until the end is lit and takes a drag in a surprisingly pro way, but of course ends up coughing heartily into his sleeve a second later.]
Hah— [HACKING.] Haha-- No, but it was an herb used for communicating with spirits!
[So like, fantasy China weed.]
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Spirit weed.
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...And then just tapping his chin.]
You know, actually, that's a much catchier name. That's what I'll call it from now on, mm.
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Just callin' it like I see it. What's its actual name?