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[haw]

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[unanswering]

...I don't think I'd tell you to.

[he shakes his head, slightly.]

I wanted them to leave me alone and stop asking me to explain, but- you're not unwelcome. She likes you, after all.

[haw]

Haw?

Didn't realize that meant I got special treatment.

[unanswering]

You haven't ever been fully unwelcome, you know, except the time you nearly drowned me.

[he remembers! binch!]

But maybe it does get you special treatment.

[haw]

[ ... okay, he actually cackles a little at that. ]

C'mon, ya even gave that dunk a 6/10. That's closer to a 10 than a 0.

[unanswering]

Da-ge would have held me under for longer.

[he says it simply, idly, but he's-- cracking the tiniest smile.]

You failed to commit.

[haw]

Any longer and you know she woulda lost her mind. At both of us.

[unanswering]

Ah, probably, probably.

[his tone's a little lighter now, though. this-- helps.]

But she wouldn't hit you too hard.

[haw]

No offense, but I somehow doubt she's ever hit ya half as hard as she's hit me.

[unanswering]

Why would I be offended? I know she goes easy on me, I would break otherwise.

[he loves his buff wife but she could snap him like a twig (which he also loves).]

stares in backtags

[haw]

C'mon, ya can't be as much of a wimp as ya make yerself out to be.