Listen, I'm still angry because that stunt was tasteless. And his explanations for it were so up his ass... but we didn't find my friend's killer, and we just sent the dude to die for something he didn't do. Why would I punch him right now?
Guess he's just that much of a masochist? He doesn't seem to have trouble with girls when they hit him, so maybe that's the only way he'll ever be able to handle gettin' touched by one.
I say it's fair when we know the dead are still watchin' us from wherever they're hangin' out this game. Who knows, maybe you'll get a phantom invite to throw down in the afterlife this week.
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Listen, I'm still angry because that stunt was tasteless. And his explanations for it were so up his ass... but we didn't find my friend's killer, and we just sent the dude to die for something he didn't do. Why would I punch him right now?
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Guess he's just that much of a masochist? He doesn't seem to have trouble with girls when they hit him, so maybe that's the only way he'll ever be able to handle gettin' touched by one.
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[ she sighs. ]
What happened today was horrible. And I feel terrible about it, but... I dunno. You're still allowed to be mad at someone who's dead.
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[ beat ]
Except, like, the people who've newly lost limbs and shit. We gotta judge 'em on a separate tier.
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[ THE FLASHBACKS.... ]
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Well, whatever ya lost last time, ya got back, right?
[ SINCE HE DOESN'T... SEE... HER MISSING ANYTHING ATM ]
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We good.
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Yeah, I'm talkin' more about the guy who invoked the wrath of evil pink Babe Ruth earlier.
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