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★☆☆☆☆ week 1. saturday. takaomi.

[ for the sake of my sanity i'm gonna say this happens before majima gets shitfaced drunk with The Adults. which actually kind of makes it worse that he wants to throw down with a teenager while completely sober, but. them's the breaks.

sup. ]

The hell's your deal, anyway, kid? Just 'cause I like Nito-kun doesn't mean I gotta like you.

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Among other things.

[ they're also roommates and partners in their school's version of the iron throne. ]

The hell does that mean.

[ hm. cursed! ]

It just means we're stuck with each other, whether we like it or not.

Huh. That sucks.

But why are ya so bent on fightin' with him? Ya realize you'd probably just end up feelin' sorry for him after punchin' him once.

[ he tilts his head ]

He punches back.

[ give him a sec to consider this ]

Huh. Guess that makes sense when yer basically equal size and strength.

[ and not. a grown ass man throwing hands with a kid but here we are ]

[ majima. ]

And he may try to seem frail and weak when he's with other people but he definitely does not with me.

[ senri goes ham ]

So...

Ya got hateboners for each other.

[ HE JUST

STARTS CHOKING ON NOTHING ]

Nailed it.

No! That's so gross!

[ HE THINKS THE HATE PART IS RIGHT BUT ADDING BONER TO IT RUINS EVERYTHING STOP ]

What, you're a teenage boy, ain't boner supposed to be part of your everyday vocabulary?

[ no ]

[ KSFJSJSKGLSDS

he looks...... so scandalized....,,, ]

[ deadpan ]

Boner.

This is harassment.

Ohhh, I get it, ya got self-consciousness issues. Don't worry—puberty is a real awkward time for everyone, but it'll be over before ya know it. Ya shouldn't be ashamed of the body that God gave ya!

[ i wouldn't even be mad if you put in a murder proposal for me at this very moment ]