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[haw]

BOTH OF 'EM DID IT FIRST, I WASN'T GONNA JUMP IN IF I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS SAFE!!

[ SMACKING IT BACK ]

[disreguarded]

YOU ARE SUCH A FUCK, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! [ she's - almost trying not to laugh at this though ] I am never letting you forget this.

[haw]

Shut up, you're just jealous I got to swim with Noodles!

[ hewwo??? ]

[disreguarded]

... Did you NAME THE FUCKING SEA MONSTER? [ HITTING WITH THE PILLOW MORE ]

[haw]

NO, SHIT, THAT'S WHAT WINTER-HAN CALLED 'EM, STOP FUCKIN' HITTING ME!

[ SLAP FIGHT ]

[disreguarded]

[ she slaps the pillow one more time over majima's face and then huffs, falling back onto the bed. and winces. and stifles a sound. ow. ]

Gods. I'm never letting you give me shit ever again. Fuckin' - Noodles.

[haw]

[ he is concerned for a bit when she lets that "oof" slip out, but fuck you, he's got a POINT to prove here first ]

Fuck off, we were tryin' to find a body, why wouldn't we have taken a dip?!

[disreguarded]

I was trying to figure out what the fuck the evidence was when I investigated last week, too, why wouldn't I have done that?

Plus, you went in after Magnus and Yasusada!

[haw]

Magnus told me to take another look for him! And you sure as shit know he woulda just thrown me in himself if I said no.

[disreguarded]

[ huff. ]

Still not letting you lecture me ever again.

[haw]

[ THIS IS FINE DOG INTENSIFIES AFTER TODAY'S EVENTS ]

Then don't do anything stupid and I won't have to!

[ STICKIN HIS TONGUE OUT LIKE A MATURE ADULT ]

[disreguarded]

[ this is fine dog intensifies INTENSIFYING ]

No fuckin' promises. [ and she reaches out and pinches his nose, ALSO LIKE A MATURE ADULT ]

[haw]

What the—did you just grab my face like a granny stealin' a baby's nose?

[disreguarded]

Yeah. Because you're five years old. But mom, the other kids jumped into the lake first!

[haw]

All right, first off, ya definitely aren't my mom figure. Yer, like, the cousin I hang out with at family gatherings. We make eye contact an' nod durin' lunch, then we watch TV and talk shit 'bout whatever "the adults" are gossipin' about.