★☆☆☆☆ week 1. saturday. takaomi.

[haw]

[ for the sake of my sanity i'm gonna say this happens before majima gets shitfaced drunk with The Adults. which actually kind of makes it worse that he wants to throw down with a teenager while completely sober, but. them's the breaks.

sup. ]

The hell's your deal, anyway, kid? Just 'cause I like Nito-kun doesn't mean I gotta like you.

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[haw]

Yeah, but the more I like ya, the less I wanna deck ya.

[ majima youre an ADULT he is a CHILD ]

[bakaomi]

They have anger management classes for that.

[ he's not helping ]

[haw]

Hah—classes? Please, I walked outta high school when I was fifteen an' never looked back.

[ it shows ]

[bakaomi]

You probably should have taken at least a peek.

[haw]

I dunno, I feel like I turned out all right.

[ citation needed ]

So what's yer relationship with Nito-kun anyway? Ya two classmates?

[bakaomi]

Among other things.

[ they're also roommates and partners in their school's version of the iron throne. ]

[haw]

The hell does that mean.

[ hm. cursed! ]

[bakaomi]

It just means we're stuck with each other, whether we like it or not.

[haw]

Huh. That sucks.

But why are ya so bent on fightin' with him? Ya realize you'd probably just end up feelin' sorry for him after punchin' him once.

[bakaomi]

[ he tilts his head ]

He punches back.

[haw]

[ give him a sec to consider this ]

Huh. Guess that makes sense when yer basically equal size and strength.

[ and not. a grown ass man throwing hands with a kid but here we are ]

[bakaomi]

[ majima. ]

And he may try to seem frail and weak when he's with other people but he definitely does not with me.

[ senri goes ham ]

[haw]

So...

Ya got hateboners for each other.

[bakaomi]

[ HE JUST

STARTS CHOKING ON NOTHING ]

[haw]

Nailed it.

[bakaomi]

No! That's so gross!

[ HE THINKS THE HATE PART IS RIGHT BUT ADDING BONER TO IT RUINS EVERYTHING STOP ]

[haw]

What, you're a teenage boy, ain't boner supposed to be part of your everyday vocabulary?

[ no ]

[bakaomi]

[ KSFJSJSKGLSDS

he looks...... so scandalized....,,, ]

[haw]

[ deadpan ]

Boner.

[bakaomi]

This is harassment.

[haw]

Ohhh, I get it, ya got self-consciousness issues. Don't worry—puberty is a real awkward time for everyone, but it'll be over before ya know it. Ya shouldn't be ashamed of the body that God gave ya!

[ i wouldn't even be mad if you put in a murder proposal for me at this very moment ]

[bakaomi]

[ he just

flops to the ground

he's been fucking defeated ]

[haw]

[ he didn't even lay a finger on him, amazing ]

Majima, 1; Spinach-kun, 0.

[bakaomi]

-- spinach?!

[ YOU BITCH ]

[haw]

[ points at his hair as if that explains everything ]

[bakaomi]

Tch. Old people are so annoying...

[haw]

You're gonna be my age at some point, kid.

[ like. not even ten years ]

[bakaomi]

But you'll always still be older.

[haw]

I mean, yeah. Congrats on knowin' how linear time works.

[bakaomi]

The point is that you're always going to be an old man compared to me.

[haw]

Least I'll always be comfortable enough with my masculinity that I don't spaz the fuck out as soon as another dude starts talkin' about dicks.

[bakaomi]

[ lsjfksjgkdg ]

-- I don't spaz out!

[ i mean, he's doing it right now, ]

[haw]

[ pointed stare ]

[bakaomi]

Shut up.

[ in his defense senri would react the same exact way ]